Yesterday I made a dog bed cover.

Instructions:

1. Measure dog.
2. Triple her size.
3. Cut a giant piece of fleece, randomly adding inches for the seam allowance.
4. Sew the fleece like it’s a pillow case, with the opening on the long side.
5. Try to be smart by planning the placement of velcro to close the cover.
6. Finish sewing velcro and find out you planned wrong (a usual occurrence in my sewing escapades).
7. Give up because the dog doesn’t seem to mind.